Comfort Colors Sarcastic Unisex Eclipse? or Appliance Sale Total Solar 2024 Tee Shirt S-4XL - White/Ivory

🌞 "Eclipse? Or Appliance Sale?" Total Solar 2024 Tee - White/Ivory

😆 Where Sarcasm Meets the Cosmos

Gear up for the 2024 Solar Eclipse with a side of sarcasm in our "Eclipse? Or Appliance Sale?" Comfort Colors Tee. This white/ivory shirt, available in unisex sizes S-4XL, is for those who appreciate a good celestial event but can't resist a cheeky comment. Perfect for astronomers with attitude and anyone who loves a good laugh as much as a good eclipse.

Why This Tee Is a Stellar Pick

🌌 Premium Comfort & Quality:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Enjoy the soft, cozy embrace of our premium cotton, making those long eclipse-watching hours a breeze.
• Relaxed Fit for Every Earthling: Offering a comfortable fit for every body type, ensuring you stay relaxed from sunrise to sunset.
• Lasting Through Celestial Events: With its durable double-needle stitching, this tee is ready to last through this eclipse and many more to come.

🛸 Uniquely Humorous Design:

• Sarcastic Charm: The "Eclipse? Or Appliance Sale?" message is perfect for those who love to approach life (and astronomical events) with a bit of humor.
• Classic Color Choice: The timeless white/ivory hue makes the sarcastic print stand out, ensuring your sense of humor is as clear as the night sky.

🎁 The Perfect Gift for the Cosmic Comedian

• Laugh at the Universe: Ideal for the space enthusiast who knows that a good eclipse is worth watching... but a good sale is worth checking out too.
• A Memento of the Day: Beyond a comfortable tee, it's a reminder of the fun and laughter shared during one of the most anticipated celestial events.
• Versatile Wearability: Whether you're at an eclipse viewing party or joking around with friends, this shirt is sure to be a conversation starter.

Don your "Eclipse? Or Appliance Sale?" Tee and prepare for the Total Solar Eclipse of 2024 with a sense of humor. After all, why choose between marveling at the wonders of the universe and enjoying a good laugh? With this shirt, you get the best of both worlds. 🌑😂👕

🚨 PLEASE NOTE 🚨

This is a standard unisex size Comfort Colors Tee. For an oversized tee vibe, please size up. 👕➕

Looking for that oversized "T-shirt Dress" look? We recommend going up 2 sizes. 👗➕➕

Make sure to peek at the size chart to nail the fit you're after! 📏

Product Description

• 100% ring spun cotton 🌿
• Soft washed garment dyed fabric 🛁
• Double needle collar 👔
• Twill taped neck and shoulders 🛠️
• Double needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems 💪
• Note: Due to pigment dye, colors may vary slightly 🎨.

Benefits:

• Made with a premium dyeing process to drastically reduce shrinking—99% shrink-proof! 🔄
• Feels “broken in” and super soft on your skin from day one 🤗
• Crafted from high-quality 100% ring spun cotton for lasting comfort 🌟
• Built to endure with double-needle stitched neckline, sleeves, and bottom hems 🔧

📦 Shipping Details

• Shipping Fee: $4.99 💸
• Creation & Prep Time: Please give us 2-10 business days to perfect your order. ⏳
• Standard Delivery: Arrives in 3-5 days via USPS. 🚚 (Note: Delivery times are estimates and could vary.)
• Address Accuracy: Double-check your shipping address for errors before confirming your order. 🏡
• Made with Love: All items are printed and shipped from the USA. 🇺🇸
• Final Cost: Shipping costs get tallied up at checkout. 🧾

🛍️ Our Return Policy

• Final Sale Alert! 🚫 All purchases are final, but we've got you covered if things don't go as planned.
• Oops, Got a Boo-Boo? 🤕 If your treasure arrives damaged, please reach out within 4 weeks of delivery.
• Not Smitten? 💔 If you're not 100% in love with your buy, tell us! We're here to turn that frown upside down.